1. Lots of boom.
2. If you’re a pyromaniac, we will help you cater to your skills. Don Draper style.
3. Having trouble growing long fab curly hair? Fret no more, joining us will give you an automatic boost.
Absolutely fabulous. It’s science. Trust us.
4. Do you have unspent anger? Want a place to release that energy? Look no further.
Disclaimer: we can’t promise you’ll look this cute doing it.
6. Want to prank your arch Enemy and ruin their game? Stink bombs are a norm.
7. We might offer cooking classes!
Ice cream flambé.
Math and Science Society President